Happy Halloween!

Dressed my ass up for Halloween! My husband's own idea and he even picked out the costume!


If you need clothes for your own ass... check out the pet department at Walmart! Large selection of clothes for pets that work great for a small ass.

Quick Trip

We took my ass to Quick Trip here in San Tan Valley... Note the cashier is laughing!

My ass picked up some ice and beer for a Halloween Party tonight.

Yes, even at Walmart!

Got my ass up early this morning and took my ass to Walmart.

This poor check out guy had the giggles over our little picture set up.

Jack ?

Jack ___ ? This is close to using it in a bad text as I'll get.

New member of the club!

Well, after seeing how much fun I was having with my ass... Emmy, my son's girlfriend had to get one of her own!

Hauling ass..

We got a ride in my nephew, Joseph's, truck..

Here is the posts comments from facebook:

• Janet: You are having a lot of fun with that ... er... ass. ROFL

  22 hours ago
• Tyana Bennett I'm having a great time with my ass actually. It makes people laugh, giggle, turn red.... but its getting people to smile that mama it so fun. Some people have a hard time with that word since it has come to mean other things.

  21 hours ago ·
• Lisa: I can't believe how much fun this is for those of us just watching! We can't wait to see where your ass turns up next.

  20 hours ago ·
• Tyana Bennett Lol you just may be surprised!

  18 hours ago ·
• Joseph: haha hey easy now get you ass (donkey) out of my truch hahaha lol were you guys going inmy truck

  6 hours ago ·
• Tyana Bennett mwa ha ha ha ha! My ass ain't tellin'! LOL! JK..... We were getting a ride down to the Nissan dealer. Our truck was in for its check up and a suspension fix.

  6 hours ago ·
• Joseph: HAHA ok cool how did it ride i forgot how it rides? haha

  5 hours ago ·
• Tyana Bennett Rides fine. Love your white dial dash. Always looked good to have a gauge set up like that

Comparing..

Comparing my ass to my mother in laws.... she has a cutie one... my just has attitude!

Found one for Mom!

Well, after turning up with no more asses in Williams.. we came back to the Phoenix area. We stopped by the Disney store... oh yes.... Eeyore is also an ass. (a very cutie one!)

So Mom got her ass... and her ass is going on a cruise this next month! Can't wait to see her pictures.

On the hunt!

After a day of laughing at our asses, Linda decided that she needed an ass of her own. We spent the next day searching Williams, Arizona for an ass.... no luck, but we got alot of laughs!

Here is a gift shop clerk.. I think her name was Adrian, holding our asses and laughing! Sounds like she is going to sign up for the official facebook page when it gets going.

I don't have pictures of our DollarTree encounter. We found out here that the guys' name was Kelly. We asked him if he had any asses in his store. I think he was a little confused an shocked. Judi explained it to him. Even after that... he was afraid to say it... but in the end, he told us we "might find some asses downtown".

Ho hum!

After our first day at the Grand Canyon, I was so tired! Just put my ass to bed early!

My husband holding mine!

My poor husband! I asked him if he wanted to hold my ass.... and he did! I think he really enjoyed it too!

2 days later.. I caught him looking for asses in the store. I think he wants one of his own! Here I thought mine was plenty good enough for him!

The Travel Asses at Williams AZ

Here is the front desk clerk, Jessica, at the Travellodge in Williams, Arizona.

See how something so silly as using the word 'ass' and a stuffed donkey will give people the giggles!

Jessica told us that our asses made her day!

I'm tired!

I think Judi's ass is trying to tell me something...oh! her ass is tired! Well, we have been hiking all over Northern Arizona, so yes, I suppose she is tired!

Believe it or not...

While visiting Sedona.. we took our asses to a Catholic church. Here is Judi's ass posing with St. Michael.

Now the rest of the story.....

Judi puts her ass up there to take a picture... in the church! Right behind it are 2 tourists. The one guy asks her.."so what does this mean to you, what does it represent?" Judi says "me". The response back was priceless.... "ah.. a smart ass".

Locked out!

We got our asses locked out! Someone.... forgot to bring the room key. Poor things! It was so cold outside!

Smile!

Here is my mother in law, Linda. We had her laughing pretty hard on our trip. I'd laugh too if I was surround by asses!

Tubbing!

We stayed at the Travellodge in Williams, Arizona. While we were there, we decided that we were going to take our asses to the hot tub.

No asses got wet in the taking of this picture... but the towels were a nice touch!

Judi loses her ass...but then got it back!

Oh no! Judi's ass fell over and just about ended up in the canyon! Thankfully she was able to jump down there and save her ass! I didn't want to have to run back to the gift shop just to find another ass to replace her first one!

Judi's ass

Here is Judi kissing her Ass. I will say, it did get some laughs from other tourists! How many people are seen in public kissing their own ass ?

Asses touring the Grand Canyon.

For me, this is where it all started... The Grand Canyon. Probably the best place to pick up an ass here local in Arizona.

I was on a road trip with my mother-in-law and her sister Judi. Judi was telling me about her daughter carries around this toy ass and takes pictures of it all over the place. We got to laughing about this idea. While we were at the Grand Canyon Village we ran over to a gift shop and bought these 2 asses.

From here this is where it all took off. I have never laughed so hard in my life! We had everyone that saw us laughing over it. Wonder if we started a new trend at the Canyon?

So, here is Judi and my ass at the Grand Canyon.