Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween!


Dressed my ass up for Halloween! My husband's own idea and he even picked out the costume!


If you need clothes for your own ass... check out the pet department at Walmart! Large selection of clothes for pets that work great for a small ass.

Quick Trip


We took my ass to Quick Trip here in San Tan Valley... Note the cashier is laughing!

My ass picked up some ice and beer for a Halloween Party tonight.

Yes, even at Walmart!

Got my ass up early this morning and took my ass to Walmart.

This poor check out guy had the giggles over our little picture set up.

Jack ?


Jack ___ ? This is close to using it in a bad text as I'll get.

Saturday, October 30, 2010

New member of the club!


Well, after seeing how much fun I was having with my ass... Emmy, my son's girlfriend had to get one of her own!

Hauling ass..


We got a ride in my nephew, Joseph's, truck..

Here is the posts comments from facebook:

  • Janet: You are having a lot of fun with that ... er... ass. ROFL
    22 hours ago
  • Tyana Bennett I'm having a great time with my ass actually. It makes people laugh, giggle, turn red.... but its getting people to smile that mama it so fun. Some people have a hard time with that word since it has come to mean other things.
    21 hours ago ·
  • Lisa: I can't believe how much fun this is for those of us just watching! We can't wait to see where your ass turns up next.
    20 hours ago ·
  • Tyana Bennett Lol you just may be surprised!
    18 hours ago ·
  • Joseph: haha hey easy now get you ass (donkey) out of my truch hahaha lol were you guys going inmy truck
    6 hours ago ·
  • Tyana Bennett mwa ha ha ha ha! My ass ain't tellin'! LOL! JK..... We were getting a ride down to the Nissan dealer. Our truck was in for its check up and a suspension fix.
    6 hours ago ·
  • Joseph: HAHA ok cool how did it ride i forgot how it rides? haha
    5 hours ago ·
  • Tyana Bennett Rides fine. Love your white dial dash. Always looked good to have a gauge set up like that

Comparing..


Comparing my ass to my mother in laws.... she has a cutie one... my just has attitude!